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Saturday, 14 July 2012

The Vagina Dialogues: The G-Spot, Orgasm and Squirting

Every man has heard of the G-spot, and Mister Manfred Mann is quite sure more than a few women have as well.

But what the heck is it and more importantly, where the heck is it? You seeking answers to cum, let Mister Manfred Man help. That's poor syntax, but actually quite funny.

You women realize that although this blog is a guide on how to survive women, more often than not we are learning shit that will help you. Mister Manfred Mann, however, is doing this because he enjoys watching a woman orgasm. You should also read this blog entry done for you on the CLITORIS.

What is the G-spot?
The technical term for it, is a tiny bundle of nerve endings located on the anterior wall of the vagina along the course of the urethra that would swell during sexual stimulation. The G-spot is actually less well known as the Grafenberg spot - unless your name is Grafenberg, of course.

Where Is The G-Spot?
Unlike the clitoris, which actually protrudes from the tissues surrounding it, the G- spot lies buried deep within the vaginal walls. The exact size and location of the G–spot may wary and can be hard to locate in its un-stimulated state.

In fact, it was only this past year that a doctor actually managed to locate the G-spot, albeit in a female cadaver, but whatever turns your gears, eh? You can read about that story here: G-WHIZ.

But... if Mister Manfred Mann could give you a hand... he would suggest that the G-spot is located about 1/2 an inch to one-inch above the clitoris but inside her vagina.

Let's see if we, and by that Mister Manfred Mann means 'you' can find it.

Please make sure your woman is lubricated first. Now...face your woman. With your palm up, insert your index and middle fingers (the two fingers closest to the thumb) into her vagina. Keep your fingers together. Push in as far as you... but not so hard that you are hurting her or yourself. Bend the tips of those two fingers upwards. That's where her G-spot will be... in that approximate location.

Now, as a fan of porno master Mister Seymore Butts, Mister Manfred Mann has learned a great many things years ago. He recommends, and I agree, that if your woman is in the doggy-style position, on her hands and knees, and you approach from behind, it is easier to get a better angle in her vagina when you insert your two fingers.

How To Stimulate
Well, as mentioned, with two fingers inserted, you rub and apply light pressure to the inner walls of her vagina in the area where her G-spot should be situated. It actually involves a downward and forward motion, back and forth. Still not sure what Mister Manfred Mann means? Okay... look at a slide in a playground. It's not just top to bottom when you slide... you move forward as you slide to the bottom. But remember... applying pressure is key.

On many of the women Mister Manfred Mann fucked digitally, on those who had not yet conceived a child he found the G-spot to be a round or oval-shaped spot that is slightly rougher than the surrounding area. Rougher like a scouring pad, just not as rough... you'll know when you feel it. As the G-Spot becomes further stimulated, it will get a bit larger, making it easier to hit.

Mister Manfred Mann has, rather than just perform the old in and out and downward dog with the fingers, will for the sake of variety, keep the fingers inside her moving in and out slightly, but use the fingers to tap up quickly against the vagina walls.

You could also use a twisting motion with your fingers inside. Whatever works best for the two of you. But you still have to apply finger pressure - not too much! - up against her pussy wall area.

Bonus: Female Ejaculation Women: should you feel the need to urinate while this stimulation is occurring, Mister Manfred Mann urges you to ignore it.

Why? Unless you drank a bottle of wine immediately before starting the sex, the feeling of urination is a precursor to female ejaculation. That's right - squirting.

You wish...
For years, Mister Manfred Mann's first wife would interrupt or sex to go to the bathroom only to discover that she didn't really need to pee. One time she tried to break away to the bathroom, and Mister Manfred Mann held her down and continued the stimulation and she squirted all over the place.

Now please note that a woman may not squirt every time she ha a G-spot orgasm, but she might.

Female ejaculate may look like pee, but its density is slightly thicker, in this blog's opinion, and it certainly doesn't smell or taste like pee. You'll just have to trust Mister Manfred Mann on this. And if you are wrong - big deal. That's what washing machines and paper towels are for. At least in this blog. And, in the interest of science, Mister Manfred Mann has never been wrong before when it comes to his woman cumming.

Warning: Pussy Farts Just a heads up men... while your woman is in the doggie style position, air is easier to push around... and a pussy fart may occur. No big deal. It's not disgusting. In fact, Mister Manfred Mann used to make his first girlfriend pussy fart all the time because he found it amusing and a turn-on.

Warning: Injury Women are not machines, and it may take some time for her to achieve a G-spot orgasm, as such, Mister Manfred Mann will warn the men that this digital exercise can be taxing on YOUR fingers if her vagina is small or on your elbow or shoulder. It's not a race. Take your time. Don't hurt yourself. She should still finish before you, but it's not a race.

Warning: She's Tired Now
New wife after sex - a great idea.
Another reason why Mister Manfred had to find a second wife was because after his first wife would achieve a G-spot orgasm, she was so wasted that she really wasn't much use in getting Mister Manfred Mann off.

Now, there's nothing a real man should enjoy more than watching his woman orgasm knowing it was because of something YOU did, but it would still be nice if your woman would just lie there as it's your turn to get off. Of course, just like man's penis, not all women are created equally - thank goodness. YMMV: Your mileage may vary.

To paraphrase that old Klingon adage: Live long and Perspire. Or, if you prefer: It is a good day to orgasm.

Best of luck in your endeavors.

11 comments:

  1. Real good stuff to know about squirting and I can add some tips either from How to squirt by Real Sexy Talk.

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  2. Great piece of info my friend! There's a thing you should know too.

    During sex, the tissue surrounding the urethra engorged with blood and the Paraurethral / Skenes glands produce and fill with prostatic fluid. The vagina front wall becomes that sensitive spot, the "G-Spot". In fact, this process is very similar to male arousal. As a result, the urethral sponge becomes “erect,” and if you touch it, it feels firm. In other words, this is a kind of female hard-on. It's clear that the only difference is that it all happens inside a woman’s vagina. ;)

    Tuck,
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